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Frank & Chet

Two guinea pigs who needed each other, and got together one day in Stoke Newington. They do this, they do that. Life is sweet. They're not allowed out after dark, and the medicine cabinet is firmly locked.
FRANK O'HARA is a black-&-white Abyssinian guinea pig born around 1 Oct 2011, and a poet of the New York School
CHET BAKER is a patchwork guinea pig born on 11 Dec 2011, a jazz legend in search of a trumpet chew toy

  • Frankie say: “I have never clogged myself with the praises of pastoral life, nor with nostalgia for an innocent past of perverted acts in pastures. No. One need never leave the confines of New York to get all the greenery one wishes—I can’t even enjoy a blade of grass unless I know there’s a subway handy, or a record store or some other sign that people do not totally regret life” (‘Meditations on an Emergency’, Frank O’Hara)
The fleece is green Oyes as the grass and the childrenacross the road shout every dayand there are all the car horns you could possibly want, and we listento Chet play
This town is really coming along

    Frankie say: “I have never clogged myself with the praises of pastoral life, nor with nostalgia for an innocent past of perverted acts in pastures. No. One need never leave the confines of New York to get all the greenery one wishes—I can’t even enjoy a blade of grass unless I know there’s a subway handy, or a record store or some other sign that people do not totally regret life” (‘Meditations on an Emergency’, Frank O’Hara)

    The fleece is green O
    yes as the grass and the children
    across the road shout every day
    and there are all the car horns you
    could possibly want, and we listen
    to Chet play

    This town is really coming along

    Tagged: Frank O'Hara C&C guinea pig cage meditations on an emergency guinea pig environment

    Posted on March 23, 2012

  • admiration from Cheshunt, Herts.

    Chet’s previous owner, Jenny, responds to the four photos she’s been sent to show the kids his new life in the bohemian city.

    She writes, in what Sir Geoffrey Hill might call late style of Carol Ann Duffy: ‘Thank you they all great. Kids r really happy he is with u thanks’

    Frank & Chet are basking in the limelight here, they think it’s an authentic new voice, and they’ve been playing around with some line breaks:

    Thank you they
    all great .
    Kids r really
    happy he is
    with u thanks

    Thank you
    they all great
    .
    Kids r really happy
    he is with you
    thanks

    Thank you they all great
    .
    Kids r really happy he is with you

    thanks

    Thank
    you they all great .
    Kids r really happy
    he is with u
    thanks

    Posted on February 18, 2012

  • CHET: Ah man the hut has a door in the back now. No fear here for my teeth, there’s no smack and there house is edible, we gnaw all night and snack on the spinach and cucumbers, never thought I’d eat so many greens. The hay is as sweet as a queen.

    CHET: Ah man the hut has a door in the back now. No fear here for my teeth, there’s no smack and there house is edible, we gnaw all night and snack on the spinach and cucumbers, never thought I’d eat so many greens. The hay is as sweet as a queen.

    Posted on February 17, 2012

  • So now Chet lives heretoo we are two hip guinea pigs one a writerand one a jazz croonerin search of a poem and atrumpet chew toyand the couch was so pink! And the graytowel was so large and soft                                         Backin the cage we  chatter and jive through our huts asthe wind chimes chime.It is February.

    So now Chet lives here
    too we are two hip
    guinea pigs one a writer
    and one a jazz crooner
    in search of a poem and a
    trumpet chew toy
    and the couch was so pink! And the gray
    towel was so large and soft
                                             Back
    in the cage we chatter
    and jive through our huts as
    the wind chimes chime.
    It is February.

    Posted on February 16, 2012

  • CHET: Shit, the surprise! No one said there was gonna be a guy already in the place. Never thought I’d wanna stay on her hand, but there he was -
FRANK: Oh suddenly the handdrops this guy who looks like me and his whorlsare Rauschenberg, they’re Johns, they’reMondrian meets Mad Men, and he goes wild and we’re chasing round the cage and my lifeblows open like the ghost of Georgewas sucked into hell or at least some unusedsubway station where he can’t even get a Coke.
CHET: And there’s this pig who only sits and stares, man I had to shake that guy up and I tell you we saw some action that night. The air was full of the sounds, the weeps and chatters peeps and skitters.
FRANK: My life has changed. We need to change the cage.

    CHET: Shit, the surprise! No one said there was gonna be a guy already in the place. Never thought I’d wanna stay on her hand, but there he was -

    FRANK: Oh suddenly the hand
    drops this guy who looks like me and his whorls
    are Rauschenberg, they’re Johns, they’re
    Mondrian meets Mad Men, and he goes
    wild and we’re chasing round the cage and my life
    blows open like the ghost of George
    was sucked into hell or at least some unused
    subway station where he can’t even get a Coke.

    CHET: And there’s this pig who only sits and stares, man I had to shake that guy up and I tell you we saw some action that night. The air was full of the sounds, the weeps and chatters peeps and skitters.

    FRANK: My life has changed. We need to change the cage.

    Posted on February 13, 2012 with 1 note

  • Ah, the backstory, the backstory… Man, here I am with my brother, we were Galaxy and Solar Plexus, up in the sticks, and I don’t mean drum. I’m the fast one and you should see me blow. And don’t I know it, I’m headed for the city where the hay is sweet and the sounds are sweeter. Just call me Chet Baker.

    Ah, the backstory, the backstory… Man, here I am with my brother, we were Galaxy and Solar Plexus, up in the sticks, and I don’t mean drum. I’m the fast one and you should see me blow. And don’t I know it, I’m headed for the city where the hay is sweet and the sounds are sweeter. Just call me Chet Baker.

    Posted on February 12, 2012

  • FRANK: Oh the dolor and the ignominy of George’s cage, I can never be good enough in this other cavey’s shoes, he’s up therein his photograph, the handsome devil, and down here the cage is as bare as the Cedarafter closing! and no one ever talks, howcan you have a LIFE without CONVERSATIONor PICTURES as Alice once said                                               No Bob, no Jack, no wailing notes, and nota drop of paint! I think about getting a cab but there isn’t a cab, there is onlythe ghost of George to talk to and sometimesthat quiet little boy.In the new place, theycan get rid of the redeye and sing me songsall the better for the joy of life

    FRANK: Oh the dolor and the ignominy of
    George’s cage, I can never be good enough
    in this other cavey’s shoes, he’s up there
    in his photograph, the handsome devil,
    and down here the cage is as bare as the Cedar
    after closing! and no one ever talks, how
    can you have a LIFE without CONVERSATION
    or PICTURES as Alice once said
                                                   No Bob,
    no Jack, no wailing notes, and not
    a drop of paint! I think about
    getting a cab but there isn’t a cab, there is only
    the ghost of George to talk to and sometimes
    that quiet little boy.
    In the new place, they
    can get rid of the redeye and sing me songs
    all the better for the joy of life

    Posted on February 11, 2012

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